What do you call a motor bike belonging to a witch? A broooooooom stick!

Was Dracula ever married? No, he was a bat-chelor!
Why are skeletons usually so calm? Nothing gets under their skin!
What do vampires gamble with? Stake money!
What sort of group do vampires join? A blood group!
Why do skeletons hate winter? Because the cold goes right through them!
What do you call an old and foolish vampire? A silly old sucker!
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with? The girl necks door!
What is red, sweet and bites people? A jampire!
What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime? Ghoul deluxe and the three scares!
Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights!
Mummy, mummy all the kids call be a werewolf! Never mind dear, now just go and comb your face!
Why do demons hang out with ghouls? Because demons are a ghouls best friend !
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost ? Put your boos and shocks on!
What would you find on a haunted beach ? A sand witch!
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams!
Why are ghosts cowards ? Because they've got no guts !
What do Indian ghosts sleep in ? A creepy teepee !
Did you hear about the ghouls favorite hotel ? It had running rot and mould !